Seriously, I need everyone to read my blog and send me mean messages to keep me inspired/threatened. Examples include, but are not limited to: "Hey Fatty! Did you work out today?", "You ate WHAT!?!", and "Quite frankly, you disgust me with your Zoidberg bacon-back!".
I don't respond well to having sunshine and rainbows blown in my ear, and, "You can do it!" is a foreign message to me. If you think you're mean enough, and if you're bored enough, consider yourself recruited.
Day 1: I learned that my body is 332.9% fat. I'm fairly certain that means that I'm 3.329 times larger than I am, and all of it's fat (which is just plain impossible), but it works on a metaphorical level. Thanks, FitClick. I also learned that I consume roughly 2600 calories/day, and that even WITH the 30-minute workout, I'll continue to expand at the rate of .4 lbs/week if I keep it up. Awesome. I always was an overachiever. Lastly, I learned that burritos + naps = fat me. (I actually already knew that one, but I needed something to round out Day 1).
Wish me luck everyone, and by wish me luck I really mean, inspire me with harsh words and reminders that I'm fundamentally not good enough in my current state. A betting pool against my success might not be a bad idea either. :)
