Getting it right...

I've been dieting and working out for a couple months.  I've lost a bit more then 10% of my body weight so far.

While some good things are happening - some, well, less good things seem to be happening too.

I'm getting soft.  My belly used to be nice and firm - like a watermelon.  Now, you can literally grab a handful of belly.

I'm getting wrinkly too.  And scars that I once thought were long gone are coming back.  Stretch marks are going from "nice" silvery streaks to odd railroad track looking deals.  And just in time for the holidays - when I laugh it is indeed "like a bowl full of jelly".

And hairy...  Like speckles on a deflating balloon - I am becoming more "wookie-like" with each passing week...

I hope these go away.  Or I am going to have to decide just how vain I really am.